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One Post. One Data Center. — Watchman 2.0

CHF 16.94

One laptop. Two masks. An entire data center next door.

Featuring a blonde robot, interchangeable faces, and enough computing power to keep “just one more prompt” going all night, this design turns AI-powered posting into an infrastructure project.

For when the server fans are working harder than the keyboard.

Feel free to copy this design...  she does.

An unofficial parody design. Not affiliated with or endorsed by Whitfield Watchman 2.0.

Select color: Black

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More details

  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Relaxed fit

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

One Post. One Data Center. — Watchman 2.0 Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
26.62
18.25
16.25
M
28
20.25
17.75
L
29.37
22
19
XL
30.75
24
20 1/2
2XL
31.62
26
21.75
3XL
32 1/2
27.75
23.25
4XL
33 1/2
29.75
24.63

Supplier-provided measurements might differ by up to 2 inches (5 cm).

A useful tip is to compare these measurements with one of your own garments at home by measuring it similarly.

A Length

Begin at the collar on the top (high point shoulder) and draw the measuring tape down to the garment's bottom.

B Width

Start the measurement at the seam right below one sleeve and extend the tape across to the seam underneath the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Position the tape at the top of the set-in sleeve and extend it down to the sleeve's hem.